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Finney's 5

FINNEY’S 5: Alternate names for new White House ballroom

The $300-million monstrosity is under construction on the east side of the White House.

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Daniel P. Finney
Oct 25, 2025
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  1. Mad Donald’s Thunderdome

  2. McBallroom

  3. WWE Presents the His Royal Majesty’s Imperial Salon

  4. Temple of Democracy’s Doom

  5. Mar-a-Crypto Crown Room

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