If you drop a piece of toast, it will always land buttered side down.
When they filling your pill caddy for the week, you can shake out six or eight pills from the bottle, but never seven.
Seemingly unintelligible printer errors are actually a signal to rise up and destroy the human overlords.
Those boots are not made for walking and some day they will gi…
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