FINNEY’S 5: Deep, dark secrets of the Paragraph Stacker

1. I wanted to be a cheerleader in high school. I looked great in the sweater and pleated skirt. My moves were unbeatable. My downfall was the spelling.

2. I was voted Mr. Congeniality by my high school senior class. To this day, I don’t know if my classmates had a profound sense of irony or they just didn’t know what the word meant.

3. Due to a clerical error th…