FINNEY’S 5: Fashion fails
Sombrero with a hospital gown.
T-shirt with Marvel Comics character; hat with a DC Comics character.
Paisley tie and gorilla suit.
Dallas Cowboys merch of any kind.
Suspenders holding up a tie-dyed Speedo.
Finney’s 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaper columnist Daniel P. Finney. It is not meant to be taken seriously, so if you did, knock it off. Laugh a little. It saves on Pepto-Bismol costs.
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