FINNEY’S 5: GOAT goats

In the parlance of our times, GOAT is an acronym for “greatest of all time,” but it hasn’t been applied to actual goats — until now.

1. That Old Goat. 🐐

2. Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr. 🐐

3. Scapegoat. 🐐

4. Capricorn the sea goat. 🐐

5. Fainting goat. 🐐

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