FINNEY'S 5: How to handle cancelled flights during government shutdown

1. When a guy says, “I just flew in from Teterboro and boy are my arms tired,” he might be serious.

2. Sit next to a baby with colic for 17 seconds — then maybe drive to Aunt Vanessa’s Thanksgiving in the silence of your 1975 Chevrolet Vega won’t seem so bad.

3. Because it’s an emergency, just this one time, it’s OK to tug on Superman’s cape. However, passengers a…