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FINNEY'S 5: Items of concern from Mos Eisley Cantina restaurant inspection report

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Daniel P. Finney
May 06, 2025
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  1. Refusal to serve droids violates Civil Rights Act.

  2. Servered arm found on floor by bar.

  3. Bantha Burger has less real meat in it that a Taco Bell taco.

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