FINNEY’S 5: Names for potential SEC and Big Ten super conference
What the college football needs now is more corporate consolidation.
Legion of Doom
The Big Thirtysomething
NFL Lite
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Billionaires … wait, we’re being told by legal that name is already copyrighted by the U.S. Congress.
The Pacific Atlantic North South East West and Gulf of America Conference
FINNEY’S 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaperman Daniel P. Finney that is not meant to be taken seriously. If you did, stop it. Sine sale, gravis nimis.




Number 4!!!! Jab at BIG college football AND the US Congress! Good One!!
#5 HA!