FINNEY'S 5: Needlessly elaborate synonyms for 'burned out'
I'm so tired I'm doing word jokes.
Knackered — That not-so-fresh feeling.
Logy — Moving slower than a nudibranch.
Prostrate — Face down in dirt; don’t care.
Enervated — The vigor of a panda.
Desiccated — Mummified for summer.
FINNEY’S 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaperman Daniel P. Finney that is not meant to be taken seriously. If you did, stop it. Sine sale, gravis nimis.