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FINNEY’S 5: Reactions to new Coke products

Coke selling single 7.5-ounce cans at convenience stores.

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Daniel P. Finney
Oct 14, 2025
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  1. Upside? It’s less Coke. Downside? It still tastes like Coke.

  2. Easier for Batman to carry in his utility belt.

  3. Just enough Coke to convince people they should have had a V8.

  4. Coke trying to get a bigger share of market of people who mix pop with Everclear.

  5. Idea came from the same bastards who invented “fun size” candy bars.

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