FINNEY’S 5: Reactions to price change at pop machine

They doubled the price of a bottle of pop from $1 to $2 at the school’s vending machine the other day.

1. Even at $2 a bottle, it’s still cheaper than the a gallon of gas, which tastes terrible and will kill you much faster than pop.

2. Back in my day, you got pop in glass bottles so thick that if you hit some over the head with it, you could put somebody in concussion protocol.

3. I like pop made with real sugar rather than high-fructose corn syrup; it gives you …