FINNEY’S 5: Reasons why Donald Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize

The last American president to win one had a kill list. Who knows what this guy would do?

1. The Nobel committee does not consider nominations written in crayon — even if it’s a lovely shade of periwinkle.

2. Fourteen seasons of The Apprentice may have convinced the American public that Trump is a competent businessman worthy of public office — but they don’t get NBC in Norway.

3. A misspelling on the envelope accidentally sent Trump’s nomination paper…