FINNEY’S 5: Reasons why Finney didn’t attend the Met gala
Couldn’t decide which Spider-Man T-shirt looked best with khakis.
As a Yankees fan, didn’t want to be seen at anything in New York named “Met.”
Busy doing any other thing.
Thought of other ways to flaunt my wealth and influence in front of an increasingly shrinking middle class, like buying a dozen eggs.
Busy telling other people their favorite band sucks.
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Those were good, Daniel. Thank you.