FINNEY’S 5: Ruin a movie with a Trump policy
“Star Trade Wars”
“No American in the Paris Climate Accord”
“Billionaires’ Big Adventure”
“Temple of the Doomed Department of Education”
“Not Coming to America”
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Way to show his impact!
Perfect!