“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, Part 2:” DHS agents take custody of Linus and Lucy after an anonymous tipper tells authorities they allowed their minor child to spend the night outdoors in a pumpkin patch on a cold fall night.
“The Breakfast Club 2: The Next Saturday:” The gang is back in the library for Saturday school again — but the library is empty because all the books had been banned by the state legislature.
No. 3 unavailable due to DOGE cuts.
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