FINNEY’S 5: Signs you’re having a bad day
You’re a McDonald’s ice cream machine.
You would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
Beginning to suspect Dr Pepper is not a real doctor.
You bought a ticket to and sat through the 104 minute runtime of Disney’s live-action “Snow White.”
Despite what Bon Jovi told you in 1986, “living’ on a prayer” is not a sustainable lifestyle.
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Great list, Daniel. #’s 1 & 5 spoke to me this morning!