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Finney's 5

FINNEY'S 5: Signs you're not handling the end of football season well

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Daniel P. Finney
Feb 16, 2025
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  1. You can say without looking up that UFL season begins March 28.

  2. Still refusing to go to the bathroom while watching TV because you don’t want to miss the commercials.

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