“The Art of Boiling Water”
“The Smurfs After Dark”
“Another Damn Show Talking About Football”
“Live from Mr. Hickman’s 12th Grade Calculus”
“The Hypno Toad and Kermit the Frog Hour”
FINNEY’S 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaperman Daniel P. Finney that is not meant to be taken seriously. If you did, stop it. Sine sale, gravis nimis.
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