FINNEY'S 5: Summer reading list
“Zen and the Art of Cybertruck Repair”
“That Corn Is Not Food: A Visitor’s Guide to Iowa”
“A Field Guide to Lancing Boils”
“Where In the World is Angelina Jolie?”
“Nostalgia: It’s Not As Good As You Remember And It’s Worse Than That Now”
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These are five very solid recommendations, Daniel. Thank you for the smiles!
#2 ha!