FINNEY’S 5: Surprising things about found in Easter baskets
Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit” on audio cassette.
Chocolate covered Rocky Mountain oysters.
IOU from the Easter Bunny promising to bring colored eggs when prices drop.
Cooler with a donated kidney.
Buffalo chicken Peeps.
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Happy Easter, Daniel!!