PB&J with the crust cut off.
Undeveloped roll of Kodachrome film with the words “SPRING BREAK ‘86” written on the side.
Fuzzy pink Batcuffs — for when Catwoman’s on the loose.
A handful of fortune cookies from the Riddler’s new Chinese restaurant.
Memo on Wayne Enterprises stationery — “Get Affleck.”
FINNEY’S 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaperman Daniel P. Finney that is not meant to be taken seriously. If you did, stop it. Sine sale, gravis nimis.