FINNEY'S 5: Telling ice from ICE

Both are cold, but only one is good in tea.

1. Ice: Mixed with tea, makes delicious iced tea.
   ICE: No mixing allowed.

2. Ice: Welcome in summer, loathed in winter.
   ICE: Never welcome.

3. Ice: Called rocks when served in hard liquor.
   ICE: Called many things unpublishable here.

4. Ice: Iceman is friends with Spider-Man.
   ICE: No friends.

5. Ice: Can make winter days dangerous.
   ICE: Dangerous in all seasons.

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FINNEY’S 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaperman Daniel P. Finney that is not meant to be taken seriously. If you did, stop it. Sine sale, gravis nimis.

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