FINNEY’S 5: Terrible April Fool’s Day pranks
Give an A to every student in your class and then email home, “April Fool’s!”
Sneak into RFK Jr.’s bedroom, put a bandaid on his arm, and leave a fake doctor’s office receipt for a complete array of vaccinations.
Offer to fix the hyperdrive in the Millennium Falcon, but don’t.
Put a large plastic cooler on the front desk with the sign that says, “Take an organ. Leave an organ.”
Switch a co-workers default browser from Google to Bing.
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Yes on #2. Wish that would happen for real
Especially #2
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