FINNEY’S 5: Things $37.5 billion could buy instead of the Iran War
No. 5 is. punch to the gut. I'm not sorry.
A nice down payment on Greenland.
125 million luxury spray tans in an orange hue that’s an abomination to nature.
187 White House ballrooms with enough gold gilding to blind visitors.
A working time machine to send Brad Pitt back to Jan. 11, 1936, to woo Mary Anne MacLeod away from that putz Fred Trump.
More than five years’ worth of WIC food benefits.
FINNEY’S 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaperman Daniel P. Finney. It is not meant to be taken seriously. If you did, stop it. Sine sale, gravis nimis.
We need a punch to the gut.
I would invest in a time machine to go back in time to hand Fred Trump a box of condoms and the same to his wife.