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FINNEY’S 5: Things the world trusts more the U.S. right now

Recent Gallup poll finds U.S. has 21% trustworthiness among NATO nations

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Daniel P. Finney
Jan 21, 2026
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  1. That gas station fish sandwich still under the heat lamp at 11:42 p.m. is probably fine to eat.

  2. That a $100 bet on Denmark — currently with 20,000-to-1 odds to win the World Cup — will pay off with enough money to bribe President Trump to stop his bizarre aggression against Denmark's protectorate, Greenland.

  3. Santa Claus will finally start holding people o…

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