FINNEY'S 5: Things you don't want to hear first thing in the morning
“Where’s my money?”
“I guess that dream about running water was significant.”
The Last Rites.
“You have the right to remain silent …”
The Bob and Tom Show.
Finney’s 5 is an occasional humor column exclusive to paid subscribers of the Paragraph Stacker. It is not meant to be taken seriously, so if you did, knock it off. Laugh a little. It saves on the Pepto-Bismol costs.
Thanks Daniel. You are right on all counts!