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FINNEY’S 5: Underreported consequences of daylight savings time

If we don’t complain about this, we’ll have to read the news.

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Daniel P. Finney
Mar 10, 2026
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  1. One hour less to fabricate a Canadian passport and disappear into sweet, sweet maple syrup country before Tax Day.

  2. Technically the U.S. has been saturation bombing Iran for one hour less.

  3. Losing an hour finally gives readers a good excuse to only read the cartoons in the latest issue of The New Yorker.

  4. One less hour a guy in a sweaty Easter Bunny suit has …

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