FINNEY’S 5: Unspoken reasons why Taylor Tomlinson quit late night TV
The comedian quit the ‘After Midnight’ show after two years to return to stand-up full time.
Too many people who don’t read guide listings carefully were disappointed the show was not “After Midnight” with Taylor Swift.
After delivering zingers about President Trump, feared “accidental” deportation to El Salvador.
Fundamental format problem: Watching TikTok? Fun. Watching other people watch TikTok? Dull.
Hopes to replace Aaron Rodgers as quarterback of the New York Jets.
Too many conversations began, “Wait, you’re telling me you have a TV show?”
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He was on WAY late!