FINNEY’S 5: Ways to improve late night talk shows
Where have you gone, Max Headroom, our nation turns its sleepy eyes to you?
Lock Steven Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy Kimmel in an escape room from which there is no escape.
Two words: Food fights.
An hour of watching Caitlin Clark shooting treys from the logo.
Make a rule: No politics Thursdays and then see if any of them have something modestly funny to say.
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