FINNEY’S 5: What the Muppets are doing after Disney World eviction
Florida amusement ended Muppet*Vision 3D earlier this month, putting scores of Muppets out of work.
Fozzy Bear plans to start yet another podcast talking about how hard it is to be a comedian.
Gonzo “accidentally” deported to Guatemala.
Dr. Teeth, Animal, Rowlf, and the rest of the Electric Mayhem will open for the Cantina Band at the Star Wars experience.
Dr. Benson Honeydew and Beaker have been put in charge of vaccinations at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services vaccination research by RFK Jr.
Piggy and Kermit moved to Canada where their interspecies relationship will be recognized.
Finney’s 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaper columnist Daniel P. Finney. It is not meant to be taken seriously, so if you did, knock it off. Laugh a little. It saves on Pepto-Bismol costs.
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