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FINNEY’S 5: Why ‘Field of Dreams’ couldn’t be made today
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FINNEY’S 5: Why ‘Field of Dreams’ couldn’t be made today

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Daniel P. Finney
Jul 24, 2025
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  1. Watering infield grass contributes to nitrate runoff into nearby drinking water systems.

  2. Studio insists on casting Pedro Pascal — as they do in every movie.

  3. Umpires unable to determine if hitting wind turbine down right field line is fair or foul.

  4. Ghost players protest insensitive cultural appropriation of modern baseball placing a “ghost runner” on seco…

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