Finney's 5: Why there are only 5 things in the Finney's 5

1. You see the quality of the crap we usually publish? Imagine if I wrote more.

2. There’s only so much I can steal from David Letterman’s trash before he releases the hounds.

3. Must split time between writing Finney’s 5 and secret identity as Captain Calypso, champion of Trinidad and Tobago’s underground dance and superhero cosplay society.

4. Don’t want to be typec…