Chuck Mangione’s Greatest Hits on 8-track.
A used, coffee-stained 64-ounce travel mug from Kum & Go.
An open bottle of Anacin that expired in 1978.
A coupon for a year’s subscription to something called “The Paragraph Stacker.”
Soap in a travel container with a long, black, curly hair stuck to it.
FINNEY’S 5 is an occasional humor column by exiled newspaperman Daniel P. Finney that is not meant to be taken seriously. If you did, stop it. Sine sale, gravis nimis.




All yucks! Thank you, Daniel.