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FINNEY’S: Overheard at the Iowa High School Girls State Basketball Tournament

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Daniel P. Finney
Mar 09, 2025
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  1. “How many innocent flamingos died to make Paul Yeager’s blazer?”

  2. “You should wear more pink, Bob.”

  3. “The boys in the Cleanest Show in Town are having an off night. Only two of the brooms are in sync.”

  4. “Which basket are we going to? OK, it’s this one. I just wanted to make sure you guys know that.”

  5. “We get to play four more minutes in the most awesome atmosp…

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