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FINNEY’S: UK reactions to the loss of MTV
MTV is ending most of its channels in the UK at the end of the year.
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Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: How people survived the Amazon AWS outage
Service disruption broke much of the internet. Here’s how we survived.
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Daniel P. Finney
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Digressions: Stretching and shrinking baseball caps and the life lived between
A cap from Tokyo sent me down a rabbit hole — through Detroit, St. Louis, and the long decline of newspapers. I digress. But maybe that’s the point.
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Daniel P. Finney
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FINNEY'S 5: Unexpected side effects of getting flu and COVID 19 vaccines
Listen, bud, I’ve got radioactive blood.
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Daniel P. Finney
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FINNEY’S 5: Future Trump revenge indictments
Kid at McDonald’s who got his order wrong.
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Daniel P. Finney
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FINNEY’S 5: Signs you may be broke
Loan officer passes out from convulsive laughter when he reads your application.
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Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: Signs the apocalypse is upon us
Limp Bizkit just scored its first No.
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Daniel P. Finney
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FINNEY’S 5: Reactions to new Coke products
Coke selling single 7.5-ounce cans at convenience stores.
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Daniel P. Finney
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FINNEY'S 5: New Magic 8 Ball answers
Toymaker Mattell is releasing a ruby red 80th anniversary edition of the spherical soothsayer.
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Daniel P. Finney
FINNEY’S 5: Reasons why I didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize
Curating large collection of Spider-Man Funko Pops not considered “a benefit to all mankind.”
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Daniel P. Finney
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FINNEY’S 5: Trump excuses for Yankees’ playoff loss
“I wanted to invade Canada, but Democrats, or traitors as most people call them, didn't want to.
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Daniel P. Finney
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FINNEY’S 5: Trump justifications for deploying National Guard to cities that don't need it
“Reasons?
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Daniel P. Finney
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